September 2011
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Hindi matatawag na PAST ang nakaraan kung lagi mo...
. . . . . . . TANDAAN: Hindi mo matatapos ang isang laro kung lagi kang bumabalik sa LEVEL 1.
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bahay na may nakasulat na ICE 4 SALE sa labas.
Gyno: Tao po! Pabili ho! Katulong: Ano yun?! Gyno: May COKE ba kayo dito? Katulong: Wala ho eh. Gyno: KENDI?! Katulong: Wala din! Gyno: Eh ano lang meron? Katulong: ICE! Nakasulat na nga diba? Ano pa ba nababasa mong iba? Gyno: Oh bakit, tinatanong mo ako kung ano bibilhin ko kung ICE lang pala tinitinda niyo? Sinong tanga?! SINONG TANGA?! XD
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A conversation worth reading:
Prof: Did God create everything? Student: Yes! Prof: If so, then God also created evil. Therefore, God is evil. (A student stood up and ask) Do dark exist sir? Prof: Yes! It does. Student: Dark doesn’t exist. Dark is only the absence of light. Just like evil, it is only the absence of God in human’s heart.
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ang gusto ko lang sa lalaki ay:
putsoputsohendsup:
mata palang tunaw ka na:
kahit saang angle ang gwapo gwapo parin:
magaling lang naman mag GITARA:
kahit mag sexy face ang HOT parin:
ngiti palang hinihimatay ka na:
kung pumorma WAGAS:
GWAPO.
GWAPO.
At huli sa lahat gwapo:
teka nasabi ko bang ang pangalan niya ay :
想你 想你 想你 想你 想你 想你想. 想你 想你 想你 想你 想你 想你. 想你 想你 想你 想你 想你 想你 想你想. 想你 想你 想你 想你 想你 想你. 想你 想你 想你 想你想 想你. 想想你想见你 想你想你 想你 想你 想你想.
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One rainy day,
a mother went to pick up her boy from school, thinking that the boy will fear the lightning. On the way, she found her child smiling at the sky for every lightning. She asked him why he smiled. The little boy said, “G0D is taking my photo, so I have to look good. That’s why I smile.”
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I was searching for TRUE LOVE
but I couldn’t find one .. - - - … - - to my surprise, I found HIM.. - - - - hanging on the CROSS, DYING for my SINS. - I Love Jesus! ♥
Wanna know the hardest part of being a girl?
. . . . It’s when you love someone but can’t court him because Girls don’t court Guys.
What is a TRASHCAN?
. To a KID, -it’s just a container for his used toys. . To a STUDENT, -it’s where he keeps his bad test papers. . . But for the STREET CHILDREN, . -it’s where they will get their next meal. -.- . See how blessed we are? Make a difference.
Bakit nag iinum tau kapag nasasaktan?.
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Simple lang, nasanay kasi tau na ALCOHOL ang ginagamot saten kapag nasusugatan tayo..
BOY: Bestfriends na tayo.. GiRL: Oo, pero walang maiinlove ha.. BOY: Oo ba! (lumipas ang panahon).. GiRL: *inlove na ako sa kanya, sasabihin ko ba?* … BOY & GiRL: Alam mo ba.. GiRL: Sige, sabihin muna.. BOY: Ikaw muna.. GiRL: Ikaw na lang.. BOY: Alam mo bestfriend, inlove ako :)))) GiRL: *sana ako* Kanino? BOY: Wag kang mag-alala.. (inakbayan si girl) PROMISE! HINDI SAYO ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬
Reblog, click the picture and see how old charlie...
marielmarasigan:
nakakabilib ang babaeng tinitingnan ang PUSO hindi...
. . . . . . . . minamahal ang UGALI hindi ang MUKHA.
A boy wrote a letter to his mother.
Dear Ma, I’m sorry I leave because I will go with my GF. I know ma that I’m only 18 and my GF is 15. But I love her very much. We have our 1st baby & i aborted it because she said we can make another one. Ma, don’t worry, she sells marijuana & I sell my body in order for us to live. Ma, i know that this letter hurts you so much but . . . . joke lng un ma, dito lang ako sa kapitbahay...
Mas maganda kapag ung lalaki
. . . . . . . . . ay umaamin ng harap-harapan, hindi yung dinadaan lang sa TEXT at CHAT..
Madaming bagay ang puwede mong ipaglaban,
. . . . . . . . . . pero hindi lahat ‘yon dapat ipagpilitan. </3 ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬
You know it's TRUE LOVE when...
. . . . . . . . . . no matter how far the distance is, he can still make you smile. ♥ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬
'yong relasyong parang magkaibigan lang kayo kung...
. . . . . . . . . . Pero kung maglambingan eh, WAGASAN. ♥ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬
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Having a song stuck in your head while taking a...
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bitch,not now
PAMATAY NA BARA :
B:pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw? G:sori,wla kmi stairs. B:may i hold ur hand? G:no thanks, d nman cia heavy. B:sbihin mong mahal mo ko. G:mahal mo ko. B:mahal i want to dance lyk dis forever. G:dont u want to improve? B:i wud go to d end of d world for u. G:really?wag ka na ring bumalik. B:i luv u n i wud die 4 u. G:how sun? B:kaw lng nagiisang babae sa bhay ko. G:wla ka bng nanay B:do u have a...
Yung feeling na ang sweet nyo, pati ng tawagan nyo...
Wag kang umastang nasasaktan ka ng sobra kung ikaw...
GIRLS.
Gusto niyo magquit DOTA na ang boyfriend niyo? Paano? . . . TALUNIN NIYO >:]
'yong feeLing ng hindi ka makapagtype o...
. . . . . . . . . . nasa likod ‘yong mommy/daddy o mga kapatid mo dahil binabasa o kaya binabantayan bawat sentence na tinatype mo… >.< ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬
Aanhin mo pa ang pagiging MABAIT mo...
. . . . . . . . . Kung SELOS naman ang KALABAN mo? </3
YUNG FEELING NA...
- - - - Ang hilig mong manood ng horror , Tpos pag may part na suspense, Tatakpan mo ung mata mo, Pero nakasilip naman!
Mahal kita, mahal mo siya at may mahal siyang...
. . . . . . . . . . hindi ba puwedeng mahal mo ako, mahal kita? at bahala na siya sa buhay niya? ♥ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬
Love is just a word,
. . . . . . . . . . Until you find someone to give its definition. ♥ :”> ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬ ▬
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Halatang Pinoy ka kung?
- - - - - - - - - - - - MAHILIG KA MANOOD NG HORROR, TAPOS PAG MAY PART NA SUSPENSE, TATAKPAN MO YUNG MATA MO, PERO NAKASILIP NAMAN! :D
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